Haiku at work

What is a Haiku?

Japanese poetic form which originated in the sixteenth century. A haiku in its Japanese language form consists of three lines: five syllables in the first and third lines, and seven syllables in the second line. Designed to capture a moment in time, the haiku creates images.

Why at work?

It is said that people waste 44.7% of there time at work browsing the internet, and 3.9% spacing out. Lets spend some of that 3.9% and write awesome haikus. They can be about anything and anyone can write them. Doesn't matter if your at work.

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Time - Kronos entry

Reminder: Enter your time!

Fleeting time - Captured

work is really fun

i want to eat mcdonalds

and get the hell out

5 A.M meetings

Never worth waking up for

Please, God, kill me now

Again it's that time

YouTube, and Masturbation.

I just got laid off.

Work Christmas party,

Seems that dudes a molester

Sure wish I could hide.

Spaghetti and meat

balls. Redbeard fingers plastic

doll. Merry Christmas.

Above Coal River

The forester tells Laura

His wife molests him.

Tom speaks of negroes

with a New England accent

and some retard strength

Consultants are here

Back slapping and eating crap

Goddamn Wednesdays suck

Our secretary,

shaped like an old Bartlett Pear-

we call her Front Butt.

Please pull my finger-

The dry bones will crack for you

and my ass will sing.

Schaefer beer is great,

six green bucks for 12 cold cans,

runny poo at work.

Driving late to work

I think I might hurry up

but my gray head aches

Jeff is the big boss

big in more ways than just one

Fat and has ulcers

spent seven hours

on your other website

just to find this one

I am seventeen

I play pokemon all day

No girlfriend for me

This year is my last

Im a senior in high school

I dont wanna leave

I have writers block

the teacher is a fat bitch

oh well fuck my life

I have writers block

the teacher is a fat bitch

oh well fuck my life

Haikus are easy

But some times they dont make sence

Refrigerator

The kid fails at rhymes

The teacher sings all the time

Ice Cream has no bones

a giant pearl shines

colored stars resting on sand

an ocean of sky

hate this bitch at work

fat,evil at the meeting

the WHORE eats donuts!

technology's great

twitter is for retarded

haiku at work cool

Wow it is great

Obama won the nobel

cannot pay my bills

my office so big

windows galore and shades too

being awesome rocks

harry potter sucks

that wand goes up his butt hole

in deleted scenes

haikus can be fun

but porno is much funner

it is time to fap

haikus can be fun

but porno is much funner

it is time to fap

Everything you do

Is much less enjoyable

With diarrhea.

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