What is a Haiku?

Japanese poetic form which originated in the sixteenth century. A haiku in its Japanese language form consists of three lines: five syllables in the first and third lines, and seven syllables in the second line. Designed to capture a moment in time, the haiku creates images.

Why at work?

It is said that people waste 44.7% of there time at work browsing the internet, and 3.9% spacing out. Lets spend some of that 3.9% and write awesome haikus. They can be about anything and anyone can write them. Doesn't matter if your at work.


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Work Christmas party,

Seems that dudes a molester

Sure wish I could hide.

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Spaghetti and meat

balls. Redbeard fingers plastic

doll. Merry Christmas.

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Above Coal River

The forester tells Laura

His wife molests him.

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Tom speaks of negroes

with a New England accent

and some retard strength

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Consultants are here

Back slapping and eating crap

Goddamn Wednesdays suck

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Our secretary,

shaped like an old Bartlett Pear-

we call her Front Butt.

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Please pull my finger-

The dry bones will crack for you

and my ass will sing.

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Schaefer beer is great,

six green bucks for 12 cold cans,

runny poo at work.

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Driving late to work

I think I might hurry up

but my gray head aches

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Jeff is the big boss

big in more ways than just one

Fat and has ulcers

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spent seven hours

on your other website

just to find this one

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I am seventeen

I play pokemon all day

No girlfriend for me

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This year is my last

Im a senior in high school

I dont wanna leave

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I have writers block

the teacher is a fat bitch

oh well fuck my life

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I have writers block

the teacher is a fat bitch

oh well fuck my life

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Haikus are easy

But some times they dont make sence

Refrigerator

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The kid fails at rhymes

The teacher sings all the time

Ice Cream has no bones

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a giant pearl shines

colored stars resting on sand

an ocean of sky

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hate this bitch at work

fat,evil at the meeting

the WHORE eats donuts!

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technology's great

twitter is for retarded

haiku at work cool

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Wow it is great

Obama won the nobel

cannot pay my bills

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my office so big

windows galore and shades too

being awesome rocks

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harry potter sucks

that wand goes up his butt hole

in deleted scenes

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haikus can be fun

but porno is much funner

it is time to fap

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haikus can be fun

but porno is much funner

it is time to fap

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Everything you do

Is much less enjoyable

With diarrhea.

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ugh, sleepy at work

better take a nap, before

I go to lunch

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hello hello hell

eating pie at home

sleep till noon

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hung over at desk

what vessel should I puke in?

yes. coworker's mug

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waste time at 4chan

then clear browsing history

regret what you saw

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