What is a Haiku?

Japanese poetic form which originated in the sixteenth century. A haiku in its Japanese language form consists of three lines: five syllables in the first and third lines, and seven syllables in the second line. Designed to capture a moment in time, the haiku creates images.

Why at work?

It is said that people waste 44.7% of there time at work browsing the internet, and 3.9% spacing out. Lets spend some of that 3.9% and write awesome haikus. They can be about anything and anyone can write them. Doesn't matter if your at work.


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Sexy cancer smile

Fuck me hard in the ulcer

Stroke my fraying skin

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Broken love from past

Orbits around quietly

Only scars remain

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Broken love from past

Orbits around quietly

Only scars remain

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Website is the shit

Writing prose until I goes

Home after 5 my boy

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so lonely today;

hopped on the bus to be here

writing a haiku

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jdlyrb@oeihap.com

jdlyrb@oeihap.com

yeIrGmeHuqN

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Working late, alone

while the gleaming internet

strokes my inner thigh

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Suave visionary

Paws on the nuclear trigger

Half-man, half-nigger

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Leaving early to

deposit check buy gas

to drive to work, more.

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Im sticking this mask

that I wear at my office

on a chimpanzee

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Late, sunny Friday

My paycheck is here, but small

Why am I posting?

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So Front Butt is now

a security guard. She

will fuck that shit up

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Oh! To be like Tim

Or Tom. Or Rory. Those dudes

Are goddam baddass!

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I think it may help

To muzzle myself a bit

and just stay the course

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I gave you this link

And you posted your haiku

It made me miss you

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Everything is fine

No need to worry indeed

Your pink slip awaits

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Please don't yell at me

Demanding me to ship this

It's not my problem

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CUstomer calls me

Then puts me on fricken hold

But I have to pee

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I thought you had taste

I thought perhaps you had class

but then you duckfaced

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nigger nigger nig

nigger nigger nigger nig

nigger nigger durrr

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I'll read your email

as soon as I recieve it!

You give me ulcers.

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Everything you do

Stop, reflect, and reboot.

oh my god, a truck

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Human resources

YouTube, and Masturbation.

With diarrhea.

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spent seven hours

I play pokemon all day

oh well fuck my life

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Human resources

that wand goes up his butt hole

The sound of water

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Tom speaks of negroes

but porno is much funner

regret what you saw

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Whats with me today?

My erection for Haiku

has me straight trippin'.

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Human resources

Doesn't work for employees

Only management

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senior management

trusts none of the employees

no hope for workers

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Office Manager

Laser printer not working

Fix it yourself - bitch

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