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    • From:anonymous
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  • old dudes are wierd
  • they bone round picnic table
  • sucks to get caught naked
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    • From:teeteeplz
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  • blue highway ahead
  • lined by dark green forests
  • little hills like waves
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    • From:BlueHighway
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  • Not the smartest chick
  • But she could milk a cock dry
  • Well worth the download
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    • From:grahamux
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  • insane asylums
  • and cubicles both have soft
  • muffled padded walls
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    • From:anonymous
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  • sounds of pump shotguns
  • echo inside fabric walls
  • here's that report sir
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    • From:grahamux
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  • Haikus are easy
  • But sometimes they don't make sense
  • Refrigerator
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Sit at the Tea Lounge
  • Every one is on a Mac
  • Aren't we so cool?
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    • From:anonymous
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  • left with this thing here
  • stupid cable box you left
  • brighthouse has it now
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    • From:brain
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  • Rocket in my pants
  • Buttsex without a condom
  • Surprise! You have AIDS
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    • From:anonymous
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  • My anus does bleed
  • and my spoon is way too big
  • for the love of God.
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    • From:anonymous
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  • If I had something
  • I wouldn't have nothing, then
  • But what do I want?
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    • From:anonymous
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  • I am not asleep
  • I really should be sleeping
  • But I'm not tired
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    • From:anonymous
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  • sauerkraut is good
  • mac n cheese is also good
  • I eat these a lot
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Grand Theft Auto 4
  • Niko has a real hard life,
  • needs rocket launcher
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    • From:Dan
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  • i once had a cat
  • but then it did shat on me
  • so now it's elsewhere
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    • From:anonymous
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  • now if you say jump
  • i most probably will not
  • as i dont like to
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Will the celtics win?
  • Why does it even matter?
  • Distractions confuse.
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    • From:jimmyvalente
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  • its cold up there now
  • and even worse in winter
  • but good luck yous guys
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    • From:brain
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  • lion is jesus
  • but only if you believe
  • go prince caspian
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    • From:brain
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  • Computers are slow
  • not their fault, from 1995
  • Microsoft Bob
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    • From:Dave
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  • I love sexy time
  • Sexy time is where it's at
  • Time to get sexy
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    • From:anonymous
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  • I'm off tomorrow
  • Then long weekend after
  • bank holidays rock
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    • From:anonymous
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  • At work it is hot
  • All of the windows are shut
  • Air conditioning?
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    • From:tugsy
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  • I am working now
  • My job is unfulfilling
  • So I write Haiku
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Haikus are for fags
  • Limmericks are where it's at
  • I'll write one of those
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Drifting into space
  • but forgot my damn helmet
  • this will not end well
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    • From:anonymous
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  • staring into space
  • doesn't make work any more fun
  • than going to sleep
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    • From:MisterPants
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  • Haikus can be fun,
  • But sometimes they don't make sense.
  • Refrigerator.
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Chinese takeaway
  • Number six with fifty two
  • Food poisoning sucks
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    • From:tugsy
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  • wearing just y-fronts
  • dancing around in my room
  • listening to blondie
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Drunk with new friends
  • fun, wii games, amber bock
  • mispelling, fun
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    • From:Dave
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  • A Haiku everyday
  • Been slacking on improvements
  • I'll get to it later
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    • From:Dave
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  • 3 minutes to go
  • I don't get to vote today
  • my math is discrete
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Monsters and Ice Cream
  • Book light, phone calls and keyboards
  • Samurai Movies
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    • From:Dave
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  • Computer Sci Lab
  • no people here but noisy
  • hum of computers
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    • From:anonymous
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  • Music makes work easier
  • Even the most crappy hard job
  • what kind is the best
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    • From:Dave
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  • fun fruity drink great
  • also it is healthy for me
  • no malnutrition
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    • From:Dave
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  • haiku at work thought
  • add rss and facebook
  • spreading the haikus
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    • From:Peter
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  • oh boy hockey fight
  • they are tied at three to three
  • penguins, crush them now
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    • From:Peter
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  • You make things happen
  • Ideas are hard work to come by
  • long nights, longer days
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    • From:Dave
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  • internet has cats
  • creamed corn and the myspace
  • no job can survive
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    • From:Peter
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  • I need to read more
  • of the python book I have
  • Tuples are big fun
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    • From:Peter
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  • I have a job now
  • I will either fix or smash
  • Prepare for action
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    • From:Peter
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  • Haiku number One
  • I hope it leads to success
  • others will come post also
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    • From:Dave
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