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work is really fun

i want to eat mcdonalds

and get the hell out

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5 A.M meetings

Never worth waking up for

Please, God, kill me now

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Spaghetti and meat

balls. Redbeard fingers plastic

doll. Merry Christmas.

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Above Coal River

The forester tells Laura

His wife molests him.

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Tom speaks of negroes

with a New England accent

and some retard strength

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Consultants are here

Back slapping and eating crap

Goddamn Wednesdays suck

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Our secretary,

shaped like an old Bartlett Pear-

we call her Front Butt.

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Please pull my finger-

The dry bones will crack for you

and my ass will sing.

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Schaefer beer is great,

six green bucks for 12 cold cans,

runny poo at work.

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Driving late to work

I think I might hurry up

but my gray head aches

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Jeff is the big boss

big in more ways than just one

Fat and has ulcers

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spent seven hours

on your other website

just to find this one

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This year is my last

Im a senior in high school

I dont wanna leave

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I have writers block

the teacher is a fat bitch

oh well fuck my life

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Haikus are easy

But some times they dont make sence

Refrigerator

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The kid fails at rhymes

The teacher sings all the time

Ice Cream has no bones

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a giant pearl shines

colored stars resting on sand

an ocean of sky

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hate this bitch at work

fat,evil at the meeting

the WHORE eats donuts!

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my office so big

windows galore and shades too

being awesome rocks

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haikus can be fun

but porno is much funner

it is time to fap

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haikus can be fun

but porno is much funner

it is time to fap

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Everything you do

Is much less enjoyable

With diarrhea.

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ugh, sleepy at work

better take a nap, before

I go to lunch

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hello hello hell

eating pie at home

sleep till noon

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hung over at desk

what vessel should I puke in?

yes. coworker's mug

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waste time at 4chan

then clear browsing history

regret what you saw

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The sound of water

Stop, reflect, and reboot.

The sound of water

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looking at weather

no sun, no rain, in between

outdoor shifts are lame

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I sit here alone

in the dark writing poems

I am not alone

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tv shows all about

internet videos, weird

work time can be fun

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