- baked potatoes
- scourge of the working classes
- do they know no shame?
- He's boarding the plane
- Had to take a business trip
- Fly safely, my love
- Quest 64 rocks.
- ha, I'm the Juggernaut bitch
- Penguins are cool.
- It's Friday, whopee!
- I'm going to get drunk and
- Do something stupid
- When I write haiku
- I have to use my fingers
- To count the sylla
- Random is down now
- Till more haiku are posted
- Please post a haiku
- old dudes are wierd
- they bone round picnic table
- sucks to get caught naked
- blue highway ahead
- lined by dark green forests
- little hills like waves
- Not the smartest chick
- But she could milk a cock dry
- Well worth the download
- insane asylums
- and cubicles both have soft
- muffled padded walls
- sounds of pump shotguns
- echo inside fabric walls
- here's that report sir
- Haikus are easy
- But sometimes they don't make sense
- Refrigerator
- Sit at the Tea Lounge
- Every one is on a Mac
- Aren't we so cool?
- left with this thing here
- stupid cable box you left
- brighthouse has it now
- Rocket in my pants
- Buttsex without a condom
- Surprise! You have AIDS
- My anus does bleed
- and my spoon is way too big
- for the love of God.
- If I had something
- I wouldn't have nothing, then
- But what do I want?
- I am not asleep
- I really should be sleeping
- But I'm not tired
- sauerkraut is good
- mac n cheese is also good
- I eat these a lot
- Grand Theft Auto 4
- Niko has a real hard life,
- needs rocket launcher
- i once had a cat
- but then it did shat on me
- so now it's elsewhere
- now if you say jump
- i most probably will not
- as i dont like to
- Will the celtics win?
- Why does it even matter?
- Distractions confuse.
- its cold up there now
- and even worse in winter
- but good luck yous guys
- lion is jesus
- but only if you believe
- go prince caspian
- Computers are slow
- not their fault, from 1995
- Microsoft Bob
- I love sexy time
- Sexy time is where it's at
- Time to get sexy
- I'm off tomorrow
- Then long weekend after
- bank holidays rock
- At work it is hot
- All of the windows are shut
- Air conditioning?
- I am working now
- My job is unfulfilling
- So I write Haiku
