Haiku at work

hello hello hell

eating pie at home

sleep till noon

hung over at desk

what vessel should I puke in?

yes. coworker's mug

waste time at 4chan

then clear browsing history

regret what you saw

The sound of water

Stop, reflect, and reboot.

The sound of water

looking at weather

no sun, no rain, in between

outdoor shifts are lame

I sit here alone

in the dark writing poems

I am not alone

delicious curry

spicy, aromatic food

oh god there's a worm

reading stuff online

need to pick up Fran at six

I will be late oops

Google Wave seems cool

but not for a mass audience

niche tech for devs only

wet and muddy, uck

hard wood floor, you run across

still give you a treat

leaves fall from high trees

hoodies, coats, and crunch crunch

fall will be here soon

whats up internet

endlessly clicking all night

I wake up past noon

Oh boy a new movie

you are a wizard, potter

beats twilight, hands down

Oh fuck, I am late

Rain, can't see out the window

oh my god, a truck

i'm eating you scone.

delightful with milk. not schlitz.

cinnamon's the shit!

i want my new car

it will help me get around

vroom vroom, here i go

sometimes people are rude

it makes me want to punch them

in their porky mouths

your powerful scent

is unpleasant in my nose

i hate your perfume

You ask way too much.

and when did you get here,

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

My grumbling wife -

Young Artists in threadbare tees:

Only blazer-clad

Ate a Almond Croissant

It was frickin' fab

Will do it again.

Curving up, then down

Meeting blue sky and green earth

Melding sun and rain.

Haikus written by anonymous